terry's godsays with shuf

misc/godsays-rand/Happy.TXT

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+'kay
+African
+Angel
+BBC
+BRB
+Bam
+Boo
+Burp
+CIA
+California
+Catastrophic Success
+China
+Church
+Cosmos
+Dad
+Dudly Doright
+FBI
+GarryKasparov
+Ghost
+Give me praise
+God
+God is not mocked
+God smack
+Greece
+Greek to me
+Han shot first
+Hasta
+Heaven
+Hicc up
+HolySpirit
+I'll ask nicely
+I'll be back
+I'll get right on it
+I'll let you know
+I'll think about it
+I'm God and you're not
+I'm God who the hell are you
+I'm beginning to wonder
+I'm bored
+I'm busy
+I'm done
+I'm feeling nice today
+I'm gonna smack someone
+I'm good you good
+I'm grieved
+I'm impressed
+I'm in suspense
+I'm not dead yet
+I'm not sure
+I'm off today
+I'm on a roll
+I'm the boss
+I'm thrilled
+I'm tired of this
+IMHO
+I am not amused
+I be like
+I can't believe it
+I could be wrong
+I could swear
+I didn't do it
+I didn't see that
+I don't care
+I donno
+I forgot
+I give up
+I got your back
+I had a crazy dream
+I hate when that happens
+I have an idea
+I just might
+I love this
+I love you
+I made it that way
+I pity the fool
+I planned that
+I quit
+I see nothing
+I veto that
+I was just thinking
+I was sleeping
+Icarus
+If had my druthers
+Is that so
+Is that your final answer
+Isn't that special
+It's nice being God
+It grieves me
+Ivy league
+Japan
+Jedi mind trick
+Jesus
+King Midas
+Knock you upside the head
+LOL
+Make America Great Again
+Mars
+Mission Accomplished
+Mom
+Moses
+NOT
+NeilDeGrasseTyson
+Trump
+Oh Hell No
+Oh really
+Okilydokily
+One finger salute
+Oy
+Pope
+Putin
+Pullin the dragons tail
+ROFLMAO
+Russia
+Shakespeare
+Shalom
+Shhh
+StephenHawking
+SupremerCourt
+Terry
+That's gonna leave a mark
+That's my favorite
+The good stuff
+This is confusing
+Varoom
+Vegas
+Venus
+Watch this
+What
+What I want
+What are you doing Dave
+WooHoo
+Wow
+Yawn
+Yes you are
+Yo
+You can count on that
+You da man
+You fix it
+You get what you pray for
+You know
+Zap
+Zzzzzzzz
+a flag on that play
+a likely story
+a screw loose
+abnormal
+absetively posilutely
+absolutely
+act
+adjusted for inflation
+adultery
+after a break
+ahh
+ahh thats much better
+air head
+and the award goes to
+and then what
+angel
+anger
+application
+are you deaf
+are you feeling lucky
+are you insane
+are you sure
+arent you clever
+arrogant
+as a matter of fact
+astounding
+astronomical
+astrophysics
+atheist
+atrocious
+au revoir
+awesome
+awful
+ba ha
+bad
+bad ol puddytat
+baffling
+bank
+basically
+basket case
+bastard
+battle
+be happy
+be quiet bird
+beam me up
+because I said so
+beep beep
+begs the question
+bickering
+big fish
+biggot
+birds
+bizarre
+blessing
+boink
+boss
+break some woopass on you
+bring it on
+bummer
+busybody
+but of course
+by the way
+bye
+can you hear me now
+car
+catastrophe
+caution
+chaos
+charged
+charity
+check this out
+cheerful
+chess
+chill
+chill out
+choose one
+chump change
+church
+class  class  shutup
+clever
+climate
+close your eyes
+come and get me
+comedy
+commanded
+completely
+computers
+conservative
+cosmetics
+could it be   Satan
+couldn't be better
+couldnt possibly
+courage
+cowardice
+cracks me up
+crash and burn
+crazy
+cursing
+dance
+dang it
+daunting
+dean scream
+debt
+delicious
+delightful
+depressing
+desert
+didn't I say that
+dignity
+do I have to
+do it
+do not disturb
+do over
+do you get a cookie
+do you have a problem
+do you know what time it is
+do you like it
+do you want another
+doh
+don't count on it
+don't even think about it
+don't have a cow
+don't mention it
+don't push it
+don't worry
+downer
+drama
+driving
+duck the shoe
+dude such a scoffer
+earnest
+economy
+eh
+ehh a wise guy
+ehheh that's all folks
+employee
+employer
+end
+endeared
+endeavor
+endure
+energy
+enough
+enough said
+envy
+epic fail
+et tu
+everything's a okay
+evolution
+exorbitant
+experts
+exports
+fabulous
+face palm
+failure is not an option
+failure to communicate
+fake
+fancy
+far out man
+fer sure
+fight
+figuratively
+food
+fool
+fortitude
+foul
+freak
+frown
+fun
+funny
+furious
+gambling
+game changer
+game over
+geek
+genius
+ghastly
+ghetto
+glam
+glorious
+gluttony
+go ahead make my day
+good
+gosh
+gross
+grumble
+guilty
+guppy
+ha
+handyman
+hang in there
+happy
+happy happy joy joy
+hard working
+harder than it looks
+hate
+have fun
+he be like
+heads I win tails you lose
+heathen
+hello
+here now
+hey Mikey he likes it
+hey thats right
+hi
+high five
+high mucky muck
+hilarious
+hippy
+hit
+ho ho ho
+hobnob
+hold on a minute
+holier than thou
+holy grail
+home
+homo
+honestly
+honesty
+hooah
+hope
+hopefully
+horrendous
+hot air
+hotel
+how's the weather
+how about
+how about that
+how about those yankees
+how bout it
+how come
+how could you
+how do I put this
+how goes it
+how hard could it be
+how high
+huh
+humility
+humongous
+hurts my head
+husband
+hypocrite
+ice cream
+if and only if
+if anything can go wrong
+illogical
+imports
+impossible
+in a galaxy far far away
+in a perfect world
+in other words
+in practice
+in theory
+incoming
+incredibly
+industrious
+ingrate
+insane
+ipod
+is it just me or
+it'd take a miracle
+it's hopeless
+it's my world
+it figures
+it gets better
+it was nothing
+jealousy
+job
+jobs
+joke
+joker
+joking
+joy
+joyful
+just between us
+just lovely
+kick back
+kludge
+later
+laziness
+left field
+let's roll
+let's see
+let me count the ways
+liberal
+lift
+lighten up
+like like
+listen buddy
+little buddy
+little fish
+look buddy
+look on the brightside
+look out
+love
+lulz
+lust
+lying
+make my day
+manufacturing
+maybe I didn't make it clear
+meek
+meh
+merry christmas
+middle class
+mine
+mission from God
+mocking
+money
+mundo stoked
+music
+my bad
+my precious
+na na
+nasty
+naughty
+nerd
+nevada
+never happy
+news to me
+no more
+no more tears
+no news is good news
+no way dude
+no you cant
+nope
+not
+not a chance in hell
+not good
+not in kansas anymore
+not in my wildest dreams
+not that theres anything wrong
+not the sharpest knife in the drawer
+not too shabby
+now that I think about it
+now you tell me
+nut job
+obviously
+off the record
+oh come on
+oh my
+oh no
+oh oh
+ohh thank you
+oil
+okay
+on occassion
+on the otherhand
+once upon a time
+one more time
+one small step
+oops
+ordinarily
+other
+ouch
+outrageous
+over the top
+overflow
+pardon the french
+patience
+peace
+perfect
+persistence
+pet
+petty
+phasors on stun
+pick me pick me
+piety
+place
+play
+poor
+population
+potentially
+pow
+praise
+praying
+pride
+programming
+prosperity
+pwned
+qed
+quit
+quit it
+quite
+radio
+really
+recipe
+refreshing
+relax
+repeat after me
+repent
+resume
+reverse engineer
+revolution
+rich
+ridiculous
+rip off
+rocket science
+rose colored glasses
+roses are red
+rubbish
+run away
+saber rattling
+sad
+scorning
+scum
+segway
+service sector
+services
+sess me
+sex
+shist
+shucks
+silly human
+sing
+skills
+sky
+sloth
+slumin
+smack some sense into you
+small talk
+smart
+smile
+smurfs
+snap out of it
+so he sess
+so let it be done
+so let it be written
+soap opera
+special case
+spending
+spirit
+spoiled brat
+sports
+spunky
+stoked
+straighten up
+strip
+study
+stuff
+stunning
+super computer
+surprise surprise
+take the day off
+take your pick
+talk to my lawyer
+tattle tale
+taxes
+test pilot
+thank you very much
+that's all folks
+that's for me to know
+that's much better
+that's no fun
+that's your opinion
+thats just wrong
+thats laughable
+thats right
+the
+the enquirer
+theft
+theres no place like home
+these cans are defective
+think you could do better
+this might end badly
+threads
+tiffanies
+to infinity and beyond
+tomorrow
+tree hugger
+try again
+uh huh
+umm
+umm the other answer
+umm what now
+unemployment
+unsung hero
+vengeance
+vengeful
+vermin
+vice
+virtue
+voodoo
+vote
+walking
+wanna bet
+wastoid
+watch it buddy
+wazz up with that
+we ve already got one
+well I never
+well golly
+well obviously
+whale
+what's it to you
+what's the plan
+what's up
+what a mess
+what a nightmare
+what do you expect
+what do you want
+what have you done for me lately
+what luck
+what part of God do you not understand
+what planet are you from
+what the heck
+what was I thinking
+what would Jesus do
+whatcha talkin' 'bout
+whazza matter for you
+when hell freezes over
+where's the love
+whiner
+white trash
+who's to say
+who are you to judge
+whoop there it is
+why didn' you tell me
+why do I put up with this
+why is it
+wishful thinking
+won't you be my neighbor
+wonderbread
+wonderful
+woot
+wot
+wrath
+yada yada yada
+yeah
+yep
+yikes
+you'll see
+you're fired
+you're in big trouble
+you're lucky
+you're no fun
+you're not all there are you
+you're nuts
+you're out of your mind
+you're so screwed
+you're welcome
+you're wonderful
+you are my sunshine
+you better not
+you do it
+you don't like it
+you don't say
+you hoser
+you know a better God
+you never know
+you owe me
+you see the light
+you should be so lucky
+you shouldn't have
+you talkin' to me
+you think I'm joking
+you think you could do better
+yuck
+zoot
+red fang
+rum bitty di
+I m prettier than this man
+This cant be william wallace
+got the life
+king nun
+king of mars
+an Irishman is forced to talk to God
+you couldnt navigate yer way circleK
+its trivial obviously
+rufus!

misc/godsays-rand/godsays

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+#!/bin/sh
+# Random word based oracle
+# Requires GNU shuf :(
+WORD_LIST="${WORD_LIST:-Happy.TXT}"
+if ! [ -e "$WORD_LIST" ]; then
+   echo	"word list not found" >&2
+   exit 1
+fi
+exec shuf -n "${1:-1}" --random-source /dev/urandom "$WORD_LIST"