diff --git a/misc/godsays-rand/Happy.TXT b/misc/godsays-rand/Happy.TXT new file mode 100644 index 0000000..043c2c0 --- /dev/null +++ b/misc/godsays-rand/Happy.TXT @@ -0,0 +1,712 @@ +'kay +African +Angel +BBC +BRB +Bam +Boo +Burp +CIA +California +Catastrophic Success +China +Church +Cosmos +Dad +Dudly Doright +FBI +GarryKasparov +Ghost +Give me praise +God +God is not mocked +God smack +Greece +Greek to me +Han shot first +Hasta +Heaven +Hicc up +HolySpirit +I'll ask nicely +I'll be back +I'll get right on it +I'll let you know +I'll think about it +I'm God and you're not +I'm God who the hell are you +I'm beginning to wonder +I'm bored +I'm busy +I'm done +I'm feeling nice today +I'm gonna smack someone +I'm good you good +I'm grieved +I'm impressed +I'm in suspense +I'm not dead yet +I'm not sure +I'm off today +I'm on a roll +I'm the boss +I'm thrilled +I'm tired of this +IMHO +I am not amused +I be like +I can't believe it +I could be wrong +I could swear +I didn't do it +I didn't 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owe me +you see the light +you should be so lucky +you shouldn't have +you talkin' to me +you think I'm joking +you think you could do better +yuck +zoot +red fang +rum bitty di +I m prettier than this man +This cant be william wallace +got the life +king nun +king of mars +an Irishman is forced to talk to God +you couldnt navigate yer way circleK +its trivial obviously +rufus! diff --git a/misc/godsays-rand/godsays b/misc/godsays-rand/godsays new file mode 100755 index 0000000..e5377fd --- /dev/null +++ b/misc/godsays-rand/godsays @@ -0,0 +1,9 @@ +#!/bin/sh +# Random word based oracle +# Requires GNU shuf :( +WORD_LIST="${WORD_LIST:-Happy.TXT}" +if ! [ -e "$WORD_LIST" ]; then + echo "word list not found" >&2 + exit 1 +fi +exec shuf -n "${1:-1}" --random-source /dev/urandom "$WORD_LIST"