terry's godsays with shuf

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'kay
African
Angel
BBC
BRB
Bam
Boo
Burp
CIA
California
Catastrophic Success
China
Church
Cosmos
Dad
Dudly Doright
FBI
GarryKasparov
Ghost
Give me praise
God
God is not mocked
God smack
Greece
Greek to me
Han shot first
Hasta
Heaven
Hicc up
HolySpirit
I'll ask nicely
I'll be back
I'll get right on it
I'll let you know
I'll think about it
I'm God and you're not
I'm God who the hell are you
I'm beginning to wonder
I'm bored
I'm busy
I'm done
I'm feeling nice today
I'm gonna smack someone
I'm good you good
I'm grieved
I'm impressed
I'm in suspense
I'm not dead yet
I'm not sure
I'm off today
I'm on a roll
I'm the boss
I'm thrilled
I'm tired of this
IMHO
I am not amused
I be like
I can't believe it
I could be wrong
I could swear
I didn't do it
I didn't see that
I don't care
I donno
I forgot
I give up
I got your back
I had a crazy dream
I hate when that happens
I have an idea
I just might
I love this
I love you
I made it that way
I pity the fool
I planned that
I quit
I see nothing
I veto that
I was just thinking
I was sleeping
Icarus
If had my druthers
Is that so
Is that your final answer
Isn't that special
It's nice being God
It grieves me
Ivy league
Japan
Jedi mind trick
Jesus
King Midas
Knock you upside the head
LOL
Make America Great Again
Mars
Mission Accomplished
Mom
Moses
NOT
NeilDeGrasseTyson
Trump
Oh Hell No
Oh really
Okilydokily
One finger salute
Oy
Pope
Putin
Pullin the dragons tail
ROFLMAO
Russia
Shakespeare
Shalom
Shhh
StephenHawking
SupremerCourt
Terry
That's gonna leave a mark
That's my favorite
The good stuff
This is confusing
Varoom
Vegas
Venus
Watch this
What
What I want
What are you doing Dave
WooHoo
Wow
Yawn
Yes you are
Yo
You can count on that
You da man
You fix it
You get what you pray for
You know
Zap
Zzzzzzzz
a flag on that play
a likely story
a screw loose
abnormal
absetively posilutely
absolutely
act
adjusted for inflation
adultery
after a break
ahh
ahh thats much better
air head
and the award goes to
and then what
angel
anger
application
are you deaf
are you feeling lucky
are you insane
are you sure
arent you clever
arrogant
as a matter of fact
astounding
astronomical
astrophysics
atheist
atrocious
au revoir
awesome
awful
ba ha
bad
bad ol puddytat
baffling
bank
basically
basket case
bastard
battle
be happy
be quiet bird
beam me up
because I said so
beep beep
begs the question
bickering
big fish
biggot
birds
bizarre
blessing
boink
boss
break some woopass on you
bring it on
bummer
busybody
but of course
by the way
bye
can you hear me now
car
catastrophe
caution
chaos
charged
charity
check this out
cheerful
chess
chill
chill out
choose one
chump change
church
class class shutup
clever
climate
close your eyes
come and get me
comedy
commanded
completely
computers
conservative
cosmetics
could it be Satan
couldn't be better
couldnt possibly
courage
cowardice
cracks me up
crash and burn
crazy
cursing
dance
dang it
daunting
dean scream
debt
delicious
delightful
depressing
desert
didn't I say that
dignity
do I have to
do it
do not disturb
do over
do you get a cookie
do you have a problem
do you know what time it is
do you like it
do you want another
doh
don't count on it
don't even think about it
don't have a cow
don't mention it
don't push it
don't worry
downer
drama
driving
duck the shoe
dude such a scoffer
earnest
economy
eh
ehh a wise guy
ehheh that's all folks
employee
employer
end
endeared
endeavor
endure
energy
enough
enough said
envy
epic fail
et tu
everything's a okay
evolution
exorbitant
experts
exports
fabulous
face palm
failure is not an option
failure to communicate
fake
fancy
far out man
fer sure
fight
figuratively
food
fool
fortitude
foul
freak
frown
fun
funny
furious
gambling
game changer
game over
geek
genius
ghastly
ghetto
glam
glorious
gluttony
go ahead make my day
good
gosh
gross
grumble
guilty
guppy
ha
handyman
hang in there
happy
happy happy joy joy
hard working
harder than it looks
hate
have fun
he be like
heads I win tails you lose
heathen
hello
here now
hey Mikey he likes it
hey thats right
hi
high five
high mucky muck
hilarious
hippy
hit
ho ho ho
hobnob
hold on a minute
holier than thou
holy grail
home
homo
honestly
honesty
hooah
hope
hopefully
horrendous
hot air
hotel
how's the weather
how about
how about that
how about those yankees
how bout it
how come
how could you
how do I put this
how goes it
how hard could it be
how high
huh
humility
humongous
hurts my head
husband
hypocrite
ice cream
if and only if
if anything can go wrong
illogical
imports
impossible
in a galaxy far far away
in a perfect world
in other words
in practice
in theory
incoming
incredibly
industrious
ingrate
insane
ipod
is it just me or
it'd take a miracle
it's hopeless
it's my world
it figures
it gets better
it was nothing
jealousy
job
jobs
joke
joker
joking
joy
joyful
just between us
just lovely
kick back
kludge
later
laziness
left field
let's roll
let's see
let me count the ways
liberal
lift
lighten up
like like
listen buddy
little buddy
little fish
look buddy
look on the brightside
look out
love
lulz
lust
lying
make my day
manufacturing
maybe I didn't make it clear
meek
meh
merry christmas
middle class
mine
mission from God
mocking
money
mundo stoked
music
my bad
my precious
na na
nasty
naughty
nerd
nevada
never happy
news to me
no more
no more tears
no news is good news
no way dude
no you cant
nope
not
not a chance in hell
not good
not in kansas anymore
not in my wildest dreams
not that theres anything wrong
not the sharpest knife in the drawer
not too shabby
now that I think about it
now you tell me
nut job
obviously
off the record
oh come on
oh my
oh no
oh oh
ohh thank you
oil
okay
on occassion
on the otherhand
once upon a time
one more time
one small step
oops
ordinarily
other
ouch
outrageous
over the top
overflow
pardon the french
patience
peace
perfect
persistence
pet
petty
phasors on stun
pick me pick me
piety
place
play
poor
population
potentially
pow
praise
praying
pride
programming
prosperity
pwned
qed
quit
quit it
quite
radio
really
recipe
refreshing
relax
repeat after me
repent
resume
reverse engineer
revolution
rich
ridiculous
rip off
rocket science
rose colored glasses
roses are red
rubbish
run away
saber rattling
sad
scorning
scum
segway
service sector
services
sess me
sex
shist
shucks
silly human
sing
skills
sky
sloth
slumin
smack some sense into you
small talk
smart
smile
smurfs
snap out of it
so he sess
so let it be done
so let it be written
soap opera
special case
spending
spirit
spoiled brat
sports
spunky
stoked
straighten up
strip
study
stuff
stunning
super computer
surprise surprise
take the day off
take your pick
talk to my lawyer
tattle tale
taxes
test pilot
thank you very much
that's all folks
that's for me to know
that's much better
that's no fun
that's your opinion
thats just wrong
thats laughable
thats right
the
the enquirer
theft
theres no place like home
these cans are defective
think you could do better
this might end badly
threads
tiffanies
to infinity and beyond
tomorrow
tree hugger
try again
uh huh
umm
umm the other answer
umm what now
unemployment
unsung hero
vengeance
vengeful
vermin
vice
virtue
voodoo
vote
walking
wanna bet
wastoid
watch it buddy
wazz up with that
we ve already got one
well I never
well golly
well obviously
whale
what's it to you
what's the plan
what's up
what a mess
what a nightmare
what do you expect
what do you want
what have you done for me lately
what luck
what part of God do you not understand
what planet are you from
what the heck
what was I thinking
what would Jesus do
whatcha talkin' 'bout
whazza matter for you
when hell freezes over
where's the love
whiner
white trash
who's to say
who are you to judge
whoop there it is
why didn' you tell me
why do I put up with this
why is it
wishful thinking
won't you be my neighbor
wonderbread
wonderful
woot
wot
wrath
yada yada yada
yeah
yep
yikes
you'll see
you're fired
you're in big trouble
you're lucky
you're no fun
you're not all there are you
you're nuts
you're out of your mind
you're so screwed
you're welcome
you're wonderful
you are my sunshine
you better not
you do it
you don't like it
you don't say
you hoser
you know a better God
you never know
you owe me
you see the light
you should be so lucky
you shouldn't have
you talkin' to me
you think I'm joking
you think you could do better
yuck
zoot
red fang
rum bitty di
I m prettier than this man
This cant be william wallace
got the life
king nun
king of mars
an Irishman is forced to talk to God
you couldnt navigate yer way circleK
its trivial obviously
rufus!

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#!/bin/sh
# Random word based oracle
# Requires GNU shuf :(
WORD_LIST="${WORD_LIST:-Happy.TXT}"
if ! [ -e "$WORD_LIST" ]; then
echo "word list not found" >&2
exit 1
fi
exec shuf -n "${1:-1}" --random-source /dev/urandom "$WORD_LIST"