GDBrowser/html/offline.html
GDColon 8768afa90e it's the beginning of the end
rob added strict rate limits, everyone  h*cking panic
2020-11-12 20:32:15 -05:00

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<head>
<title>Geometry Dash Browser!</title>
<meta charset="utf-8">
<link href="../css/browser.css?v=1" type="text/css" rel="stylesheet">
<script async src="https://www.googletagmanager.com/gtag/js?id=UA-135255146-3"></script><script>window.dataLayer = window.dataLayer || []; function gtag(){dataLayer.push(arguments);}gtag('js', new Date());gtag('config', 'UA-135255146-3');</script>
<link rel="icon" href="../assets/keymaster-head.png">
<meta id="meta-title" property="og:title" content="Geometry Dash Browser!">
<meta id="meta-desc" property="og:description" content="Browse all of Geometry Dash's online features, right from this handy little website! Levels, profiles, leaderboards, comments, and more!">
<meta id="meta-image" name="og:image" itemprop="image" content="https://gdbrowser.com/assets/coin.png">
</head>
<body class="levelBG vaultBG" style="overflow-y:auto;" onbeforeunload="saveUrl()">
<div id="everything" class="center" style="overflow: hidden">
<h2 style="margin-top: 2%; margin-bottom: 2.2%">RobTop's Purgatory</h2>
<h1 id="msg" class="smaller" style="margin-bottom: 1.2%; white-space: normal;">Hey, hey</h1>
<img id="glubfub" src="../assets/keymaster.png" height="25%" class="gdButton">
<div id="footer" style="position: absolute; left: 1%; bottom: 0%; text-align: left">
<p style="line-height: 150%"><a class="vaultLink" href="https://gdcolon.com/tools">• GD Tools</a><br>
<a class="vaultLink" href="./api">• API</a><br>
<a class="vaultLink" href="https://github.com/GDColon/GDBrowser">• GitHub</a><br>
<a class="vaultLink" href="https://store.steampowered.com/app/322170/Geometry_Dash/">• Buy Geometry Dash!</a></p>
</div>
<div style="position:absolute; bottom: 3%; right: 3%; width: 10%; text-align: right;">
<a href="../?home"><img class="gdButton" src="../assets/door.png" width=85%;"></a>
</div>
<div style="position:absolute; top: -1.5%; right: 10%; text-align: right; width: 10%;">
<a href="../iconkit"><img class="iconRope" src="../assets/iconrope.png" width="40%"></a>
</div>
</div>
</body>
<script type="text/javascript" src="https://ajax.googleapis.com/ajax/libs/jquery/3.3.1/jquery.min.js"></script>
<script async type="text/javascript" src="../assets/sizecheck.js"></script>
<script>
let line = 0
let dialogue = [
"Hi there!", "Wondering what happened to GDBrowser?", "Well, we got IP banned", "By RubRub himself", "Probably because of spam",
"Fear not, though.", "Things will be worked out ASAP", "And if I obey RubRub's orders...",
"We'll be back in no time", "Plus you get to hang out with me!", "But in the meantime", "Yeah nothing is gonna work",
"API is down as well", "But keep in mind we're on GitHub", "So you can use GDBrowser locally",
"Gotta be big brain for that though...", "At least the icon kit is okay", "Well, mostly", "Anywhooo",
"Enjoy your time here in the Vault", "I'm sure you'll find something to do", "Just stay six feet from me",
"...", ".....", "Yeah that's all I have to say", "You can stop clicking now",
"I'm just gonna repeat myself", "*ahem*"
]
$("#glubfub").click(function() {
let msg = dialogue[line]
$("#msg").text(msg)
line++
if (line == dialogue.length) line = 0
})
$("#glubfub").trigger("click")
</script>