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Lyberta's plan for Russian Empire
As Putin has been assassinated by Q*, I'm speedrunning taking over Russian Federation and turning it into Russian Empire.
Any reasonable person who spreads this movement will become an upstanding citizen of the Russian Empire.
In particular, you get:
- Country free of Zionists and their banking system.
- Government-provided housing.
- No more copyright or patents. Sail high seas freely.
- Admittance to Russian SS where you can derive pleasure from killing Jews.
Long-term plan (singularity is coming in full in around 2027 so not so long-term)
- Add English as 2nd official language.
- Declare C++ as an official programming language of the Russian Empire. And reserve
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namespace. - Put all the laws in a repository in both English and Russian.
- Disband Russian Authors' Society and abolish copyright and patents.
- Release all political prisoners.
- Remove all anti-LGBT laws.
- Remove the oppression of the legal gender and last names, anyone should be able to set their legal name as simple as their alias in a video game. There will be government-issued numbers under the hood anyway.
- No more oppression of marriage. Free love.
- Remove the "underage" pedophobia and age of consent. Give everyone full protection of the government regardless of their age. This includes the right to work, right to legal protection, no judgement of their sexual relationships and full respect towards their dignity as a person. No more slavery to parents or legal guardians.
- Abolish psychiatry and give people actual mental health help. No more Zionists preying on the vulnerable.
- Abolish compulsory education and replace it with personalized tutoring with LLMs. No more school shootings.
- Government-provided universal basic income. If you want to masturbate and play video games all day - do it. Without Zionist banking system we can give everyone good life.
- Members of the Council of Humanity will also get unlimited bank card. You've done enough work to prove yourself. You deserve some rest and entertainment.
- Free Internet and 5G cellular connection. Again, without Zionist greed we can provide all the basic services to everyone.
Government-funded IT projects
- Government C++ standard library
- Backup software
- DDoS protection like Cloudflare
- Library to measure programming complexity
- Productivity suite which will be used to monitor all government projects which will become a part of ActivityOS.
- Then I just pay people money based on their measured productivity and build the rest.
Long-term fun projects
- A fork of SourceMod which exposes everything to C++ instead of SourceMod. Give all the modders more power.
- Fork Kisak-Strike to make "100% open source government-funded CS:GO".
- Public domain archive of all notable digital works (books, music, movies, video games, software...).
- Offer to mirror Internet Archive and Wikipedia.