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 **Which browser do you shill**
 
-LibreWolf!!
+Firefox
 
 **Music**
 
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 **TV**
 
-I watch a lot of TV. I'm an [XBMC](https://kodi.tv) user :trol: Here's some shit i like watching
+I watch a lot of TV. I'm an [XBMC](https://kodi.tv) user 😈 Here's some shit i like watching
 
 [Smiling Friends](https://www.imdb.com/title/tt12074628/)
 
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 Contact: sorted on how fast I'll respond
 
-Discord: shesaydoyoulovemeitellher | [Matrix](https://matrix.to/#/@cold:omada.cafe) | [Email](mailto:voxel@eclipso.at) | [Jabber](xmpp:shakey@teftera.com)
+Discord: realdoorknobs | [Matrix](https://matrix.to/#/@cold:omada.cafe) | [Email](mailto:shoebill@tutanota.de) | [XMPP/Jabber](xmpp:the@telepath.im)
 
 My awesome [Discord server](https://dsc.gg/wavesmiley)