GDBrowser/html/offline.html
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<head>
<title>#GDBrowserIsOverParty</title>
<meta charset="utf-8">
<link href="../css/browser.css?v=1" type="text/css" rel="stylesheet">
<script async src="https://www.googletagmanager.com/gtag/js?id=UA-135255146-3"></script><script>window.dataLayer = window.dataLayer || []; function gtag(){dataLayer.push(arguments);}gtag('js', new Date());gtag('config', 'UA-135255146-3');</script>
<link rel="icon" href="../assets/keymaster-head.png">
<meta id="meta-title" property="og:title" content="Geometry Dash Browser!">
<meta id="meta-desc" property="og:description" content="Browse all of Geometry Dash's online features, right from this handy little website! Levels, profiles, leaderboards, comments, and more!">
<meta id="meta-image" name="og:image" itemprop="image" content="https://gdbrowser.com/assets/coin.png">
</head>
<body class="levelBG vaultBG" style="overflow-y:auto;" onbeforeunload="saveUrl()">
<div id="everything" class="center" style="overflow: hidden">
<h2 style="margin-top: 2%; margin-bottom: 2.2%">RobTop's Purgatory</h2>
<h1 id="msg" class="smaller" style="margin-bottom: 1.2%; white-space: normal;">Hey, hey</h1>
<img id="glubfub" src="../assets/keymaster.png" height="25%" class="gdButton">
<div id="footer" style="position: absolute; left: 1%; bottom: 0%; text-align: left">
<p style="line-height: 150%"><a class="vaultLink" href="https://gdcolon.com/tools">• GD Tools</a><br>
<a class="vaultLink" href="./api">• API</a><br>
<a class="vaultLink" href="https://github.com/GDColon/GDBrowser">• GitHub</a><br>
<a class="vaultLink" href="https://store.steampowered.com/app/322170/Geometry_Dash/">• Buy Geometry Dash!</a></p>
</div>
<div style="position:absolute; bottom: 3%; right: 3%; width: 10%; text-align: right;">
<a href="../?home"><img class="gdButton" src="../assets/door.png" width=85%;"></a>
</div>
<div style="position:absolute; top: -1.5%; right: 10%; text-align: right; width: 10%;">
<a href="../iconkit"><img class="iconRope" src="../assets/iconrope.png" width="40%"></a>
</div>
</div>
</body>
<script type="text/javascript" src="https://ajax.googleapis.com/ajax/libs/jquery/3.3.1/jquery.min.js"></script>
<script async type="text/javascript" src="../assets/sizecheck.js"></script>
<script>
let line = 0
let dialogue = [
"Ah frick, here we go again.", "Happy to see me?", "Aw, that's a shame", "Wondering what happened to GDBrowser?",
"Well, we got IP banned", "By RubRub himself", "...again", "Not entirely sure why this time", "Fear not, though.",
"Things will be worked out ASAP", "And if I obey RubRub's orders...",
"We'll be back in no time", "Plus you get to hang out with me!", "But in the meantime", "Yeah nothing is gonna work",
"API is down as well", "But keep in mind we're on GitHub", "So you can use GDBrowser locally",
"Gotta be big brain for that though...", "At least the icon kit is okay", "Well, mostly", "Anywhooo",
"Enjoy your time here in the Vault", "I'm sure you'll find something to do", "Just stay six feet from me",
"...", ".....", "Yeah that's all I have to say", "You can stop clicking now",
"I'm just gonna repeat myself", "Like my iPod stuck on replay", "*ahem*"
]
$("#glubfub").click(function() {
let msg = dialogue[line]
$("#msg").text(msg)
line++
if (line == dialogue.length) line = 0
})
$("#glubfub").trigger("click")
</script>