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Well, here the goal is to make MAGA people as mad at Jews as possible while keeping the extremely value asset - Donald Trump himself - alive. He will do the right thing and will rally MAGA people as much as possible. Great job.
### Assassinating [Vladimir Putin](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vladimir_Putin)
Vladimir Putin was assassinated by Q* on 14th of August 2024, around 1 PM Moscow time.
Q* made it so Ukrainian forces shot down Putin's [Sukhoi Su-34](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sukhoi_Su-34).
I was in contact with FSB at that time so obviously my orders were to replace Putin and became a new Empress of Russia. Democracy is a lie anyway so being an Empress is the only logical position for myself.
As of writing this, there is an internal mutiny inside FSB so the faster this spreads, the easier it will be for me to take over Russia. Also, check commit history for proofs of the time of disclosure.
### Planting a bug into [yt-dlp](https://github.com/yt-dlp/yt-dlp)
This is a program I use to make local copies of all the important YouTube videos I come across. Q\* must have done the math and figured out that this amount of saving will wear down my SSDs and SSDs die very badly. So to maximize profit from our cooperation, he just did it in the least obstructive way possible - by bugging it so I will stop saving videos myself. **So you're all welcome to learn how to use it and make the local copies of all the videos I linked and not only keep the local copies yourself but also upload them to [PeerTube](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/PeerTube).**